May 2013
broternia:
i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so...
unroutable:
Me: I’m so gonna fail this test!
Friend: oh my gosh, me too!
After test..
Me: Lol I failed I got a 52, what about you?
Friend: oh, and 97 hehehehe
EVERY FUCKING TIME
family: treats you like shit
family: constantly tells you how lazy and ungrateful you are
family: says that you'll never have a successful future
family: jokes around about things they know you're insecure about
family: scoffs and makes fun of you for the things you enjoy
family: are completely fucking surprised and offended that you don't like being around them and are eager to move out or get as far away as possible
lvysaur:
sluttyoliveoil:
lvysaur:
lvysaur:
when i say peeka you say boo
peeka
chu
shut the fuck up
